Walkies! We made it to the beach. Well, not really on the beach, but near it, with a nice view of the Sound.

I used the “sunset” setting on my camera here, which amps up the colors of the sky but unfortunately makes everything else dark. It’s also good for making pale skin have a nice orange glow, which of course I love.

UFOs exist, eh? You know, I have met two different people in the past month who genuinely believe that Bigfoot exists. What is that all about? Do I need to meet different people? (YES)

Yesterday he told me he was having a bit of a sore throat. Some of his co-workers have been out sick. I said “YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE SICK THIS WEEK!” We both got horribly sick last year right before our Halloween party, and hosting a karaoke party while sick is the worst. Especially in full Cleopatra drag. Misery!

YOU GUYS THERE IS A GLITTER TREE AT DISCOVERY PARK. I mean, how exciting for me, eh? The glitter didn’t show up very well in photos, so I made a little video…

You can’t really see the glitter in the video either, so you’ll just have to trust me.

Here I am on top of the Glitter Tree, naturally. Who put the glitter there? Fairies? Little kids? Glitter-minded individuals, such as myself? It was a treat.

Hallo, Mount Rainier.

Way down at the end of the coast, obscured by trees, is a lighthouse that the Boy wanted to walk to. Thank God I talked him out of that. I was so weak that day! I hate it when my body betrays me.

Cuhluh.

I was really attracted to this green plant.

In real life, these leaves were practically neon.

Peek-a-boo!

The bad news is, I started my period today. The good news is, my tits didn’t feel like they were going to fall off this entire past week, which I’m wondering has something to do with this diet? Six pounds lost and no PMS boob aches? Maybe I needed meat all along. Huh.