I have a cold. The Boy is home sick with the flu. I can’t stop pounding this supposedly “low carb” butter pecan ice cream I “accidentally” bought at the store yesterday. Low carb, sure, but what about after 3 servings? The Boy is binging on Lena Dunham. The dogs are bored. What do you do on V-Day, blog-log? Anything at all? Tell Mumma all about it.