Tomorrow is Corinne’s birthday! She’s turning 23. That’s right, we are now aging in reverse. Can’t you tell by our silky skin? I bought her that adorable cat t-shirt from Etsy, this shop, if you’re interested. So cute!

She’s paying this dude to take care of her “lawn”. See the length of the blade of grass he’s holding? That’s how tall the grass was! Insane in the membrane. Well, vampires don’t care about romping in backyards.

She does have some pretty roses, though. Also I picked a few cups of juicy, sweet blackberries from her bushes. Now what should I do with them?

Look how her roses are growing through her upstairs neighbor’s balcony!

Her former, soon-to-be-again roommate left these sunglasses behind, so I immediately put them on. They’re kind of Liz sunglasses. Except the brown part. You know me and earth tones.

Here’s Maggie destroying one of her cat’s toys. Just because.

Sigh!

My car is getting the air conditioning fixed today! And ONLY 850 dollars, uggggggggghhhhhhhh. Oh well. I’ve put it off long enough. I “entertained” the mechanic who gave me a ride home this morning with Mount Everest facts, because I have now turned into a Mount Everest Geek.

Of course on the way to the mechanic I stopped and got a fake tan, because even though it’s overcast and the heat is on in the house we are going camping tomorrow!!! YEAH! Happy weekend, blog logs!