I attempt to coax the fish into deeper water using movement and…er, song.

the Boy: (using deep announcer voice) The fish whisperer is trying to draw the fish out of its slumber.

me: (singing in Dame Edna voice) Come to meeee, little fishy, you know you want to swim to the deeeeep. Come to meeeee, little fishyyyy…murbblglurrrprrr (making fish noises). (fish doesn’t move) Typical.